Somehow my brain is just overwriting this with Loki, Fenrir, Jormungandr and Hel.
“Kids? KIDS? GET IN THE DAMN CAR WE’RE GOING HOME. …NO, NOT THAT HOME, ASGARD. AND IF YOU DON’T HURRY UP THERE’S GOING TO BE NO DESSERT. FOR ANY OF YOU. I CAN EAT ALL THAT PUDDING MYSELF, JUST SEE IF I DON’T.”
I SWEAR TO GOD JOR IF YOU DON’T GET YOUR GODDAMN TAIL OUT OF THE GEARSTICK I AM TURNING THIS CAR AROUND RIGHT NOW.
FERIS, GET YOUR HEAD BACK INSIDE. HEL. STOP KICKING THE BACK OF THE SEAT. NO YOU CAN’T RIDE UP THE FRONT. NO WE ARE NOT STOPPING FOR CHILLIS.
THOR, SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU ARE NOT PLAYING “PUNCHBUGGY”.
And then he discovers Tony has overwritten every single map in the GPS with Galaga.
Although it still maintains its turn-on greeting. DRIVE, MY HAWKEYE, DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
Clint Barton does not get paid enough for this shit. Brainwashed or not.And every single radio station is bieber.
Man, that Stark bastard sure can hold a grudge. Loki’s frankly impressed.
